Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god

Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....

Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips

Tao: I don't even own Gucci...

Chen: I was saying girl not gull

Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT

Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG

Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?

D.O.: O_________O

Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch

Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god

Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.